2019s Velocipastor

2019s Velocipastor

2019s Velocipastor

Man, I’m not sure about what to write here. Not sure at all. But let’s give it a shot.
Velocipastor stars, I have no idea, and is about a kind of priest in a weird outfit named Doug. After loosing his parents, he goes on a trip to to China to discover himself. And then becomes the Velocipastor. And insert ninjas, tarot cards, gore, pimps and hookers.
This movie was terrible. But in a good terrible for the most part. I kept wanting to shut it off because it’s so bad, but the fact it is intentionally bad and fun kept it going. Great run time at 70 minutes. The final fight makes the grind worth it.
If you like things from Troma, you’ll probably enjoy this. And fortunately I do. I can’t give it a high rating, but it was super fun. And that is a pretty great poster. I like the trailer too.
5/10
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